living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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