sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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