What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Im part way to drunk.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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