apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.