I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.