just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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