i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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