If i come over, it means nothing
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Umm I'm too high to move.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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