i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I can feel your judgement through the phone
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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