he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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