Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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