After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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