I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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