I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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