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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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