seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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