Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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