ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So here I am, sexting at work.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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