Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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