You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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