Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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