How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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