The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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