i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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