my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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