Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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