I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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