No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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