yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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