so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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