is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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