Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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