I think I just saw someone hide a body.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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