I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed