similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dick very happy bro