what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up