Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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