9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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