why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
