Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sponge bath it is.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
