Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Damn victory sex feels great
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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