Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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