umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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