Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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