The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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