Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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