this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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