Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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