And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Someone came in the potted fern
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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