I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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