my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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