You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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