she was so not down for the gang bang
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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