I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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