Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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