just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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