I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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